M-PA PA, M-PA PA
MPA is pronounced “oompah”
There’s a little packet
Zipping across the internet
Traveling from
A server
To a client
It is part of something
Much bigger than itself, it’s
Deep within a JavaScript bundle, oh no!
MPA-PA, MPA-PA,
It’s a website!
MPA-PA, MPA-PA,
S-P-A’s trite!
Why call it app when a site is alright?
Now we get MPA-PA!
(Sung to the tune of Oom Pah Pah from Oliver! with thanks to @wwwicked for the inspiration!)